Blame the immigrants

 

Blame the immigrants, our past is longer than theirs

Blame the immigrants, coming over ‘ere, meddling in our affairs

Their stories are shorter, their working day less intense

Say no to Brussels, and let’s just build a big fence

 

Our Britain is great, the clue’s in the name

Our culture is sacred, this is not just some game

Some of us pay taxes, some of us pay for schools

There are just too many people- do they take us all for fools?

 

No wonder they all want in, through the world we once had clout

We’re too good to even talk to them, just start slowly and then shout

How many Polish nationals can we encourage to elope?

How long before, we see the first Muslim Pope?

 

Take a look around you now, the tv tells it all

They mean us harm you know, they want us all to fall

Once things were simpler, when few of us could read

We’d venture off to foreign lands – to plunder and to bleed

 

Facing backwards is the life for me

For now and for eternity

Our island race of pomp and splendour

Home to rich man and money lender

 

The news confirms all we need to know

That doom and gloom can be the only show

I want a place all my own – I don’t love my neighbour

And if you agree, vote Tory, UKIP or Labour